susan:
- bi trans woman
- seemingly left-handed
- birthday is april 15th
- friends with mashawn and franky. petrified of janet, bothered by the schrudler. certainly feels something about evil susan and nuisance. neutral about her other coworkers
- enjoys stand-up comedy, frosted donuts, packaged danishes, sonic, sonic rom-hacking, blade i and ii, funny orange, casserole, fish, and crosswords
- hates dilbert so much
- listens to mostly bjork, oingo boingo, and the talking heads (favorite songs are tied between and she was, stay up late, and once in a lifetime for the latter)
- does her own taxes and on time, although her surname does come from a long history of tax evaders trying to throw off the historical irs
- her salary is not enough and her work days/hours are every day and every hour. she has one day of vacation time per year
- has an alternate form, similar to super sonic or invincible mario, called promoted susan
- she has a (currently unnamed) orange cat
- her fursona is a white rabbit
- can shinespark, turn her thumbs backwards, grind an ollie, and is burnt by bounce cheques
- is generally unaware of internet pop culture besides sonic 3 (and knuckles) and whatever franky has shown her
- is aware of what icp is (shown by franky)
- is aware of what crazy frog is (shown by franky)
- is not aware of what homestuck is. thinks vriska serket is a polish dish
- despite this, and imo, prospit mage of doom
